local mom perishes after swag infection

let's go home

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:43:37 -0400

we have been in this cottage for two days adn we just fucked the wall 3 times there are so many splinters on my dick i cam goonig to die!

David karp is not your 'daddy'. however, like your father, he is a man - with human flesh.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:43:12 -0400

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i think it’s important to distinguish here between a man made of human flesh and a human man, thought it is my belief david karp is neither

dorkstrider: dorkstrider: what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:43:05 -0400

dorkstrider:

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what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

now that i think about it a document with a bunch of nonsense regarding names and places and stuff...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:36:54 -0400

now that i think about it a document with a bunch of nonsense regarding names and places and stuff that i should keep in mind is a good idea probably

@ayanamireidiohead thank u friend i will keep that in mind

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:33:49 -0400

@ayanamireidiohead thank u friend i will keep that in mind

@ayanamireidiohead my first major original work had the two characters exclusively go to one of the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:30:24 -0400

@ayanamireidiohead my first major original work had the two characters exclusively go to one of the character’s houses after school and they’d only go into his bedroom so i didn’t have to write anything else lmfao

now i have a whole house to manage as well as a non-absent family fml

the hardest thing about writing is being consistent with incredibly minor details like for example...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:24:15 -0400

the hardest thing about writing is being consistent with incredibly minor details like for example if you wrote about a night table being in location a and then it’s in location b in another chapter someone’s bound to notice and You Done Fucké Uo xD

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:17:40 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:17:17 -0400

when Dalton reaches ten chapters I kinda want to get some criticism on it simply because I want to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:21 -0400

when Dalton reaches ten chapters I kinda want to get some criticism on it simply because I want to know if I should make any major modifications before I write like 20 more

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:06:12 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:04:26 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:03:26 -0400

chapter four thank fucking god that was the most painful thing i’ve ever written

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:31 -0400

chapter four

thank fucking god that was the most painful thing i’ve ever written

7k words Pee poop

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:55:06 -0400

7k words

Pee poop

so these kids at my school won this state basketball tournament and they’re still going on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:40:39 -0400

so these kids at my school won this state basketball tournament and they’re still going on about it despite the fact it happened months ago these are gonna be the people who list high school as the best time of their life it’s so embarrassing to co-exist with them

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:14 -0400

i hate writing dinner conversations that are also follow up job interviews

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:19:49 -0400

i hate writing dinner conversations that are also follow up job interviews

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:08 -0400

revengeance: fatsdominos: revengeance: Visited a shopping...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:14:55 -0400

revengeance:

fatsdominos:

revengeance:

Visited a shopping district on my way back home.

why is it next to the condoms