May 2013
stillwatersofconsciousness:
you know those people who have been a part of your life for years but only very peripherally like your dermatologist or someone you know’s kid or whatever and you really only hear about them maybe once every 2 years or so but they are like a fairly persistent presence in your life in a little way at least for a while and then sometimes they just drop completely out of...
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wake me with a kisssssssssssss
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babyferaligator:
urinatings:
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
chapter two of dalton is done
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faygofuckyourself:
IM SO MAD I GRABBED A THING OF FRUIT SNACKS AND THERE IS NO ORANGE INSTEAD THERES FUCKING CARROT. CARROT. TJESE ARE FUCKING FRUIT SNACKS
familyfriendlyurl:
yea im living the dream, the dream where i go to school naked and everyone stares at me. only i graduated 75 years ago and the school is empty, and i just woke up here naked, and i can’t feel my body
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24-hour-revenge-therapy:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO MOVE FORWARD
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horsefricker:
euphoriapony:
zander is like “hey guys,.,…,…….. so i’m tall„,….. canadian…,.,.. maple.”
my leaves reach the sky
meladoodle:
whay made this birds so angery
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yaoipeen:
when someone you like calls you cute
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@msjewbooty omfg molly good nigt <#
Come back down.” Dalton moved slowly until the stranger finally came into view. She was conservatively dressed, with a suit jacket neatly buttoned over a white shirt. A mid-length skirt, dark and grey, pressed to her legs perfectly and matched her jacket with astonishing precision - the colors were near identical yet they had enough contrast to add extra appeal. She had dark skin and an...
I’M TRYING TO DESCRIBE A WAY A WOMAN IS DRESSED AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TERMS LIKE WHAT CERTAIN SHIRTS ARE CALLED??? LIKE I’M TRYING TO DESCRIBE A LAWYER WHO IS WEARING LIKE A SHIRT AND A SPORTS JACKET WITH A DRESS UNDERNEATH?? BUT I WANNA BE MORE SPECIFIC
i’ve found god. it was hiding in dog. backwards. wow. holy shit. wow. lmfao
IFYOU DONT RELBOG THIS RUTMBLR DELETE YOUR'E BLOG...
sschol:
opheliawasdeadferneliustoo:
Im so confused, what just happened? Is this real or what cause I just see nonsense. What the fuck.
it’s real. luckily, you reblogged it just in time. any longer and you’d have been exterminated…like the rest.
I WISH I COULD BE HUGGING TYLER HOECHLIN WTF
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Seconds passed slower than flurries fell from the sky during the weakest of Minnesota storms and the prolonged periods of star exposure weighed down on the soul, birthing an experience similar to listlessly wandering through a seemingly-endless tunnel filled with molasses.
i don’t know if this sounds weird or not
writing the
sexcake:
*sees a hot boy*
charmeleon:
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
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on that topic i feel so painfully empty and alone
i thought i’d be able to get over this but no
no one makes me feel the same way and i’m so fucking scared
what if no one ever loves me the way i love them?
god what if i never feel that strongly again? what if it’s like a drug where you can’t feel as good as the first time? what if i’m just fucked to...
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spongebob is having an emotional moment and wants to type a long-winded post but doesn’t want it to clog peoples’ dashboards with it so he simply utilizes tumblr’s cool readpore function
readmor:
I’m high. N I think I just peed my pants
